Sad Larry



Sad Larry is a recurring character in the Cyanide and Happiness shorts. He works at a dead end job and while his coworkers try to cheer him up, it never helps.

Appearance
Sad Larry is a pale, white male who wears a gray shirt with a gray explosion on it. he wears a navy blue vest over the shirt with a white name tag that says "Larry" in red. His facial features include baggy eyes and a five o'clock shadow as well as his usual frown.

Personality
Sad Larry is very depressed and has often attempted to commit suicide, but has failed every time, adding to his depression even more. He is always depicted as completely sad, either normally or intensified by some tragic event.

Sad Larry (Episode)

 * Sad Larry is on lunch break when one of his coworkers approaches him. He asks what's bothering Larry, who responds "Nothing." His coworker tries to cheer him up by dancing, but Larry does not cheer up, and his coworker becomes angry and kicks Larry's lunch into his face.

It's a Sad Christmas Larry
Sad Larry is at his friends house to celebrate Christmas and gets fuzzy dice and then starts to cry, with his friend revealing Larry was in a car accident and his fathers in the hospital. His friend gets a call from the hospital saying Larry's friend's dad was going to live then Larry cries. Larry's friend's dad comes home and have dinner. There's a call for Larry where his dad was saying its his fault they crashed and Larry starts to cry or break down and hallucinating and dialogue about the crash where then his friend asks him something and says the wrong answer, causing him to be kicked out. It is then revealed that he is wheelchair bound and fell to the ground trying to get down the front stairs and is then run over by a plow truck.

Sad Larry is watching a romantic movie and the lady in it says what would I do without you and Larry looks around and everyone has a soulmate. Then Larry sees a lady in the rain and gives her his umbrella and the lady walks with his umbrella to another guy. It cuts to Larry's house where he takes a pic of himself and his phone asks do you like her, where than Larry says yes and the app says banned for harassment. It cuts to a park where everywhere he looks it's the animals with their mate. It the cuts to a diner and Larry hears someone say "You're sad Mary right? It is you." Where it shows a sad woman with a frowny face sticker or something and Larry tries to do what men would do and says a cheesy catchphrase where then Sad Mary kicks food into his face. In the tag, we see that his Love Finder app found one match. It is himself, and then he tosses the phone away and continues to sob.